In the meantime, some trivia: this is my third stab at a web page. I made the first about seventeen years ago. If I remember right, when I was done, I had posted exactly three paragraphs of text about myself. (In my defense I note that, at the time, the Mosaic web browser was still cutting edge with its fancy, futuristic ability to actually display things that weren’t text.) (In my further defense, I note that my three paragraphs were a really great three paragraphs.)
I made my second webpage about thirteen years ago, almost entirely to display a picture where I had photo-shopped an image of the youngest member of the boy band Hansen into a picture with me and my younger sister.